United States tests positive for Barnaby Joyce

[pim]

United States tests positive for Barnaby Joyce


I’m a “test positive” kinda guy!

Americans are experiencing severe symptoms including incoherent speech, flushed beetroot-colouring of the face and ‘wandering eye’ after an outbreak of Barnaby Joyce in the country. It comes after a failure of border quarantine saw the Australian Deputy Prime Minister enter the country unimpeded.

The ‘Barnicron’ variant is believed to be more mutant than previous strains of the Common Politician – being able to fluidly change its views with no regard to ideological consistency – making it more ignorant, unaccountable and willing to sleep with staffers.

The variant has already done considerable damage to the Australian social and political sphere, and there are fears the variant may outcompete other strains and become the dominant strain worldwide due to low inoculation rates against misinformation.

Australian authorities have apologised, saying they “wouldn’t wish this on anyone’

The virus is being held in isolation until further notice.

[caskur]

The gods have spoken... serves him right.

[Stellar]

What was he doing over there?  Politicians should just stay at home and converse via Zoom.  

[caskur]

He was over there big noting himself of course.

[Deleted]

I wish the virus infecting him, well and hope it makes a full recovery

[caskur]

So much for double vaccination....

[Stellar]

Dec 13, 2021 7:24:42 GMT 10 caskur said:

So much for double vaccination....

I think we're never going to see the end of this virus. It will in all probability become endemic depending on how well it maintains its transmission. But it will probably become less pathogenic - similar to the seasonal flu because that's when the environmental conditions favour virus transmission.

No vaccine is ever 100% effective so we'll always need boosters. And we will see outbreaks from time to time in the unvaccinated. No one will ever be able to escape the predictable presence of this virus in the community. Because it might never go away.

And for that reason Cas, I think you might need to get that vaccination unless you're going to hide away in isolation for the rest of your life.

[caskur]

Stellar, I never get colds, meaning I never mix with people.

I don't have to do anything, my husband runs around after me. McGowan is giving us a date today of opening up but I am listening to you also. I'll figure it out.

[Stellar]

I'm sure you will .... and I'm sure you'll eventually make the decision to get vaccinated because you need to get out and about in the community.  You can't stay isolated and rely on others for ever.  The virus will make it's way into WA without a doubt.  Closing the borders at this stage is only putting off the inevitable ....