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Post by jody on Jan 7, 2013 18:14:23 GMT 10
Buzz.....are you drunk?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2013 18:30:39 GMT 10
Good ol' Clarke....bullshit banana's I'm off for a arkle...
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Post by slartibartfast on Jan 7, 2013 19:01:30 GMT 10
I love John Clarke.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2013 7:53:07 GMT 10
2. farnarkeling Fictitious sport invented by New Zealand/Aussie genius John Clarke, in his persona of NZ sheep farmer Fred Dagg. To quote his website "In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet. Arkeling is not permissible, however, from any position adjacent to the phlange (or leiderkrantz) or from within 15 yards of the wiffenwacker at the point where the shifting tube abuts the centre-line on either side of the 34 metre mark, measured from the valve at the back of the defending side's transom-housing." Sounds like he is describing Cricket! |
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