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Post by pim on Dec 31, 2012 6:02:05 GMT 10
I have been watching crocs for the last week. Up close and personal. Some might say "not up close and personal enough!!" ;D Only kidding, Buzz ...  |
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Post by garfield on Dec 31, 2012 19:05:53 GMT 10
If jesus was swimming across a river and a crocodile came along and grabbed him god would just sit idly by laughing his arse off just like he did when the dagos were torturing the shit out of his only son ;D
god doesn't like children and thinks they should all die slow painfull deaths. ;D
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 1, 2013 23:32:20 GMT 10
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 1, 2013 23:34:59 GMT 10
If jesus was swimming across a river and a crocodile came along and grabbed him god would just sit idly by laughing his arse off just like he did when the dagos were torturing the shit out of his only son ;D god doesn't like children and thinks they should all die slow painfull deaths. ;D garfield: "Oh I just hope those Christians notice me! I need that negative attention to fill that void in my loveless life " ;D |
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Post by pim on Jan 3, 2013 15:06:00 GMT 10
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Post by fat on Jan 3, 2013 15:14:41 GMT 10
I wonder if the pterodactyl was the common link?
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Post by pim on Jan 3, 2013 15:21:06 GMT 10
If you deconstruct the Greek in "pterodactyl" you get "winged finger"  And in case you didn't realise ...  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2013 15:44:17 GMT 10
The 'p' in pterodactyl is silent, just as it is in 'bath'
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Post by pim on Jan 3, 2013 15:47:04 GMT 10
... where if you're unlucky it's yellow  |
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Post by garfield on Jan 3, 2013 18:38:08 GMT 10
I don't think its polite to talk about dinosaurs when there's religious folk around, it starts freaking them out and sends them leafing through their bibles wondering what in the hell they are and how can this be possible when the stone age shepards that they get all their wordly information from never mentioned it before. ;D
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Post by fat on Jan 3, 2013 18:53:29 GMT 10
I like dinosaurs
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Post by garfield on Jan 3, 2013 18:58:38 GMT 10
Wouldn't a comment like that be regarded as blasphemy? |
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Post by pim on Jan 3, 2013 19:40:44 GMT 10
And I'm sure dinosaurs would have liked you too, Fat! Especially dinosaurs like ...  |
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Post by pim on Jan 3, 2013 19:47:17 GMT 10
Although you might have thought it cool to discuss how many dinosaurs could fit onto a pinhead with a creature like  ... who never existed but was a fantasy in a sci fi soapie which had humans coming into contact with aa race of intelligent diinosaurs who had descended from hadrosaurs. |
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Post by garfield on Jan 3, 2013 20:32:27 GMT 10
Is this the missing link then ? ...  |
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Post by fat on Jan 3, 2013 21:15:42 GMT 10
Garfield - Blasphemy? Not at all. (big bird LOL)
Pim - I am sure he would absolutely love me. (in just one mouthful)
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 4, 2013 23:05:57 GMT 10
Eureka! I've found them! Half-chicken, half-dino  |
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 4, 2013 23:07:34 GMT 10
I wonder if the pterodactyl was the common link? Pterodactyls weren't considered dinosaurs. Pre-historic discrimination, at it's worst. |
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 4, 2013 23:13:36 GMT 10
More than you, apparently.
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Post by garfield on Jan 4, 2013 23:16:01 GMT 10
Pterodactyls weren't considered dinosaurs. Pre-historic discrimination, at it's worst. Did a snake tell you that? ;D |
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 4, 2013 23:23:09 GMT 10
Pterodactyls weren't considered dinosaurs. Pre-historic discrimination, at it's worst. Did a snake tell you that? ;D No. Apparently a bunch of talking apes did. |
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 4, 2013 23:26:47 GMT 10
That's what I said. Talking apes told me.  (No. DNA proves apes are apes, and men are men) |
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Post by garfield on Jan 4, 2013 23:35:59 GMT 10
Did a snake tell you that? ;D No. Apparently a bunch of talking apes did. Dude you've been praying too hard and hit your head again ;D |
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 4, 2013 23:38:10 GMT 10
I was being sarcastic, but Buzz thinks I've hit it spot on.
(I'm relieved you've affirmed that you think he's as crazy as I do. Now we can work together to get him well.)
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Post by Occam's Spork on Jan 5, 2013 4:28:14 GMT 10
See?
Better run Buzz, I think they're coming for you.
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