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What the Westboro Baptist Church thinks of the Pope's resignation:
The Great Pontiff Poop
March 1, 2013
So, with his white dress and ruby-red slippers gleaming … Joseph Ratzinger — known by the pedophile pimp machine worshippers as Pope Benedict XVI — made his final public appearing this morning to tens of thousands in St. Peter’s Square.
The first Pope to “resign” in nearly 600 years, this 85-year old fraud had some words to offer his 1.2 billion idolatrous followers. Before I share these pearls of wisdom, dripping from the curmudgeonous lips of “his holiness”, let me remind you that the halls of the Holy See are alive with the sound of fags and pedophiles who have come into their full strength of influence. The power of the dog! (Psalm 22:20)
Two festering issues are following his pervert majesty out the door: First, fag priests who have been tucked off in the various dark corners of that freakish whorehouse — called Vatican — are being blackmailed by male prostitutes. I know, I know … who couldn’t have written THAT script, right? Westboro Baptist Church has been telling the world about fag priests — in front of every Catholic whorehouse we can get our happy hands on, coast to coast — for more than 20 years!
Second, the pedophile priest shuffle has gone unabated under this old fool’s time in office … with the only real change being that Catholics have become immune to even caring about their boys being raped by these monsters in dresses. Again, Westboro Baptist Church has been telling the world about these criminals, with signs that state the obvious: “Priests Rape Boys“!
Now back to the words of the man who is seen as the intercessor between God and man, by the 1.2 official “membership” of the Catholic church — and kinda gone along with by the remainder of you ungodly generation. What does the great Pontiff Poop have to say about his eight years as grand poopah? “It seems that the Lord was sleeping“!
Yes, you heard me correctly: “It seems that the Lord was sleeping”.
Beautiful.
Did the old goat never read the Word of God?
What Lord is the old coot talking about? Perhaps the word of God can help us on that question.
There he is! There is the god that Pope Poopie is talking about. The old geezer spilled the beans that the god worshipped in the Catholic whorehouse is Baal! The god who goes on vacations, gets caught up in multitasking, or takes a nap — just when you needed him most!
Of course, Baal is the god of this whole generation. God’s elect people are to make it clear who are the enemies of the cross of Christ, like was written by Paul:
It is a glorious and comforting thing when the great “Quarrels of the Covenant”, the great “Conquests of Canaan”, the blessed “Wars of the Lord” are framed so neatly. Just like on the top of Carmel the blessed prophet of God had to square off with the filthy, idolatrous, government-sponsored blasphemy of his day … in these last days of all, Westboro Baptist Church mocks the prophets and priests of Baal in our generation.
God says: “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” (Leviticus 18:22) Baal worshippers say: “It’s okay to be gay.“ God says: “And did not he make one (that is, one Eve)? Yet had he the residue of the spirit. And wherefore one? That he might seek a godly seed. Therefore take heed to your spirit, and let none deal treacherously against the wife of his youth. For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away:” (Malachi 2:15-16). Baal worshippers say if you’re divorced and remarried it is perfectly fine for you to be a member of our church. God says: “Thou shalt not kill.” (Exodus 20:13) Baal worshippers tell you that if you get pregnant and want to slaughter that baby before it has a chance to be born, it is perfectly okay … and in fact necessary for your health, because you must be free to fornicate!
“How long halt ye between two opinions“, my listeners? Will you serve God in this last generation, or will you serve Baal? The time is short. The end is near.
Amen.
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The Great Pontiff Poop
March 1, 2013
So, with his white dress and ruby-red slippers gleaming … Joseph Ratzinger — known by the pedophile pimp machine worshippers as Pope Benedict XVI — made his final public appearing this morning to tens of thousands in St. Peter’s Square.
The first Pope to “resign” in nearly 600 years, this 85-year old fraud had some words to offer his 1.2 billion idolatrous followers. Before I share these pearls of wisdom, dripping from the curmudgeonous lips of “his holiness”, let me remind you that the halls of the Holy See are alive with the sound of fags and pedophiles who have come into their full strength of influence. The power of the dog! (Psalm 22:20)
Two festering issues are following his pervert majesty out the door: First, fag priests who have been tucked off in the various dark corners of that freakish whorehouse — called Vatican — are being blackmailed by male prostitutes. I know, I know … who couldn’t have written THAT script, right? Westboro Baptist Church has been telling the world about fag priests — in front of every Catholic whorehouse we can get our happy hands on, coast to coast — for more than 20 years!
Second, the pedophile priest shuffle has gone unabated under this old fool’s time in office … with the only real change being that Catholics have become immune to even caring about their boys being raped by these monsters in dresses. Again, Westboro Baptist Church has been telling the world about these criminals, with signs that state the obvious: “Priests Rape Boys“!
Now back to the words of the man who is seen as the intercessor between God and man, by the 1.2 official “membership” of the Catholic church — and kinda gone along with by the remainder of you ungodly generation. What does the great Pontiff Poop have to say about his eight years as grand poopah? “It seems that the Lord was sleeping“!
Yes, you heard me correctly: “It seems that the Lord was sleeping”.
Beautiful.
Did the old goat never read the Word of God?
Behold, he that keepeth Israel shall neither slumber nor sleep. (Psalm 121:4)
What Lord is the old coot talking about? Perhaps the word of God can help us on that question.
So Ahab sent unto all the children of Israel, and gathered the prophets together unto mount Carmel. And Elijah came unto all the people, and said, How long halt ye between two opinions? if the LORD be God, follow him: but if Baal, then follow him. And the people answered him not a word. Then said Elijah unto the people, I, even I only, remain a prophet of the LORD; but Baal’s prophets are four hundred and fifty men. Let them therefore give us two bullocks; and let them choose one bullock for themselves, and cut it in pieces, and lay it on wood, and put no fire under: and I will dress the other bullock, and lay it on wood, and put no fire under: And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the LORD: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the people answered and said, It is well spoken. And Elijah said unto the prophets of Baal, Choose you one bullock for yourselves, and dress it first; for ye are many; and call on the name of your gods, but put no fire under. And they took the bullock which was given them, and they dressed it, and called on the name of Baal from morning even until noon, saying, O Baal, hear us. But there was no voice, nor any that answered. And they leaped upon the altar which was made. And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked. (1 Kings 18:20-27)
There he is! There is the god that Pope Poopie is talking about. The old geezer spilled the beans that the god worshipped in the Catholic whorehouse is Baal! The god who goes on vacations, gets caught up in multitasking, or takes a nap — just when you needed him most!
Of course, Baal is the god of this whole generation. God’s elect people are to make it clear who are the enemies of the cross of Christ, like was written by Paul:
Brethren, be followers together of me, and mark them which walk so as ye have us for an ensample. (For many walk, of whom I have told you often, and now tell you even weeping, that they are the enemies of the cross of Christ: Whose end is destruction, whose God is their belly, and whose glory is in their shame, who mind earthly things.) (Philippians 3:17-19)
It is a glorious and comforting thing when the great “Quarrels of the Covenant”, the great “Conquests of Canaan”, the blessed “Wars of the Lord” are framed so neatly. Just like on the top of Carmel the blessed prophet of God had to square off with the filthy, idolatrous, government-sponsored blasphemy of his day … in these last days of all, Westboro Baptist Church mocks the prophets and priests of Baal in our generation.
God says: “Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.” (Leviticus 18:22) Baal worshippers say: “It’s okay to be gay.“ God says: “And did not he make one (that is, one Eve)? Yet had he the residue of the spirit. And wherefore one? That he might seek a godly seed. Therefore take heed to your spirit, and let none deal treacherously against the wife of his youth. For the LORD, the God of Israel, saith that he hateth putting away:” (Malachi 2:15-16). Baal worshippers say if you’re divorced and remarried it is perfectly fine for you to be a member of our church. God says: “Thou shalt not kill.” (Exodus 20:13) Baal worshippers tell you that if you get pregnant and want to slaughter that baby before it has a chance to be born, it is perfectly okay … and in fact necessary for your health, because you must be free to fornicate!
“How long halt ye between two opinions“, my listeners? Will you serve God in this last generation, or will you serve Baal? The time is short. The end is near.
Wherefore, beloved, seeing that ye look for such things, be diligent that ye may be found of him in peace, without spot, and blameless. (2 Peter 3:14)
Amen.
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