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Post by pim on Feb 4, 2013 12:45:49 GMT 10
Bless you my son. Go with God  |
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Post by garfield on Feb 4, 2013 12:52:17 GMT 10
You reckon thats bad, you should try talking to people about climate change, their mind shuts like a steel trap ;D
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Post by pim on Feb 4, 2013 13:00:23 GMT 10
Interesting you visit the Religion Board, Garfield. Not that you aren't welcome. Of course you are. So is Buzz except when he bores us shitless.
In fact you're both interesting because you're both so redneck on everything except the "God" stuff where you each strike a distinctly ultra left pose.
So ... far right on every other indicator but a "lefty" on God?? Nope! I reckon it can't last! As genuine atheists say, "the good thing about atheism is that it takes up so little of your time, 'cos who wants to obsess about nothing?"
But you guys are always here! Somethin's goin' on!! ;D
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Post by garfield on Feb 4, 2013 13:53:07 GMT 10
I only visit one board, the "New topics" board, and the left are very religious if you count their unquestioning allegiance and worship to the great god of the global warming religion.
So if you want to compare apples I'd say you have a hell of a lot more in common with the religious wackos than you think.
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Post by pim on Feb 4, 2013 14:41:01 GMT 10
God zegene je, Buzz! Ik schrijf in het nederlands opdat jij jou kennissen in de nederlandse taal kan oefenen voor de toekomstige bezoek van Geert Wilders in ons land "Down Under".
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Post by pim on Feb 4, 2013 14:50:41 GMT 10
Hé! Dat komt uitstekend in het nederlands voor! Bedankt, Buzz!  |
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Post by pim on Feb 4, 2013 15:27:37 GMT 10
U bent een bombastische klootzak PIM dus ga en neuken zelf Klootzak? Ik? Nou Buzz, dat is een heel vies woord! Maar toch is het merkwaardig dat je nederlandse scheldwoorden hebt geleerd. Dat zal wel handig zijn bij die vergaderingen waar Geert Wilders een toespraak gaat houden. Neem me niet kwalijk als ik je nederlands een klein beetje corrigeert. Het is goed gemeent, hoor! Je zou geen "ga en neuken zelf" zeggen, als je op mij duidelijk schelden wil. "Neuken" is een behoorlijk goed nederlands vloekwoord. Prima! Maar je probeerd de Amerikaans-Engels uitdrukking "Go f**** yourself" in het nederlands woor voor woord te vertalen en dat is niet mogelijk. Als de Nederlanders gewoon "f***" willen zeggen, dan zeggen ze gewoon "f***" op z'n engels. "F***" is in de nederlandse taal geadopteerd geworden en is tegenwoordig een nederlandse uitdrukking. Dus je zegt gewoon "Go f**** yourself" in het engels. Je hoeft het niet vertalen. Heeft dat geholpen? Niets te danken!  You're welcome! |
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Post by pim on Feb 4, 2013 16:23:38 GMT 10
Need subtitles for #16? I guess you do. But before I start, Buzz's very impressive Dutch swear word "klootzak" needs some explanation. Most Dutch/English dictionaries translate it as "bastard" and yes when one Dutchman wants to call another Dutchman a "bastard" he calls him a "klootzak". I'm very impressed that Buzz has discovered this profanity and congratulate him. It's very good "pub" Dutch! But "klootzak" actually goes a lot further than "bastard". It's a lot more earthy and coarser. The first element "kloot" is related to the English word "clod" and in popular parlance means "testicle". So when in English you refer to a guy's "balls", in Dutch it's about his "clods". The second part "zak" means, literally, "sack" or "bag". So every guy keeps his crown jewels encased in a "klootzak", or scrotum. Well done, Buzz! (Pim solemnly leads the board in a round of applause) So ... the translation: Buzz said: "You're a bombastic ballbag, Pim, so go f*** yourself" To which Pim replied in #16: Ballbag? Me? Now now Buzz that is a very naughty word! But still it's impressive that you've learned Dutch swearwords. They'll be very handy at gatherings where Geert Wilders gives a speech. Don't be offended if I correct your Dutch just a little bit. It's done with the best of intentions! You don't say "ga en neuken zelf" if you really want to abuse me in Dutch. "Neuken" is an authentic Dutch swear word. Excellent! The problem is that you're trying to translate the American English expression "Go f*** yourself" word for word into Dutch and it doesn't work. If Dutch people want to say "f***" they simply say "f***" in English. "F***" has been adopted into the Dutch language and these days is a Dutch expression too. So you' just say "Go f*** yourself" in English. You don't have to translate it. Has that helped? No thanks necessary! Alsjeblieft! PS: What blows me away, the cherry on top of the cake, if you like, is Buzz's use of the formal form "U" when he abuses me. I love that!! It's kinda like abusing the bejesus out of another bloke in a pub to the point where a pub brawl is definitely on the agenda and the publican is discreetly calling the cops and making sure he gets enough of his glassware put away before chairs start being smashed on skulls, and all the while you're calling the other guy "Sir"! ;D |
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Post by pim on Feb 4, 2013 18:15:05 GMT 10
but nothing gets in your way when it comes to bombast And never forget it, my good man!  |
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Post by pim on Feb 4, 2013 18:17:25 GMT 10
In two languages my dear fellow! I'm impressed!
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Post by jody on Feb 4, 2013 18:36:33 GMT 10
Buzz.....you are just going to have to accept that those of us who are "religious loonies" are entitled to believe whatever we want. No matter what you ever say, you will never convince any of us to give up our faith. So, bowing out and just being tolerant of others rights as human beings, is no doubt the very best thing for you....less aggravation for you. |
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Post by jody on Feb 4, 2013 18:41:28 GMT 10
Buzz, is this your idea of bowing out? To keep debating it?
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Post by Occam's Spork on Feb 10, 2013 3:56:18 GMT 10
The exchange of information is just that, Buzz.
An exchange.
You can't just expect us to buy into your garbage while you reject our opinions outright.
Anyway, here's a final dance:
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Post by Occam's Spork on Feb 10, 2013 11:34:57 GMT 10
Still bowing out, Buzz?
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Post by Occam's Spork on Feb 10, 2013 11:37:42 GMT 10
No point talking to you people about religion. I bow out. |
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Post by Occam's Spork on Feb 16, 2013 2:18:21 GMT 10
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Post by Occam's Spork on Feb 16, 2013 2:19:22 GMT 10
Still bowing out, Buzz?  |
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Post by Occam's Spork on Feb 17, 2013 3:40:05 GMT 10
No point talking to you people about religion. I bow out. |
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Post by Occam's Spork on Feb 18, 2013 22:19:44 GMT 10
Buzz is still bowing out I see..
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