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Post by jody on Mar 31, 2013 7:25:36 GMT 10
Happy Easter.
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Post by garfield on Mar 31, 2013 10:02:57 GMT 10
Jesus has cracked a fat.
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Post by fat on Mar 31, 2013 20:13:23 GMT 10
He is risen indeed.
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Post by Occam's Spork on Mar 31, 2013 21:18:55 GMT 10
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Post by pim on Mar 31, 2013 23:16:46 GMT 10
Garfield you're crass and crude. You have no class and you have a foul mouth. ... just thought I'd share that with you.
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Post by jody on Mar 31, 2013 23:24:07 GMT 10
that sort of talk is best ignored Pim. Garfield has a need for attention at times and like an immature boy will use vulgarity to get it.....when this occurs I find it best to treat him as I would a schoolboy...laugh at him and not with him.
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Post by garfield on Apr 1, 2013 0:22:12 GMT 10
It could be worse, I could believe the following ridiculous horse shit like you lot do ;D
2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him,“Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Mark 14:51-52 NASB A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Genesis 38:8-10 NASB Then Judah said to Onan,“Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.
1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV Then Saul said,“Thus shall you say to David,‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.
Exodus 4:24-25 NASB Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said,“You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.”
Ezekiel 16:17 NIV You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. Comments: What did she do with her gold and silver idols?
Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
Judges 3:19-25 ESV And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
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Post by garfield on Apr 1, 2013 0:24:08 GMT 10
You all belong in a mental hospital ;D
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2013 6:34:16 GMT 10
Crikey the bible is all sex and foreskins....has to a April fools joke..
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Post by slartibartfast on Apr 1, 2013 8:51:21 GMT 10
There sure is some very strange stuff in the bible, garfluff. But apparently, it's all true!
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Post by garfield on Apr 1, 2013 10:02:42 GMT 10
Crikey the bible is all sex and foreskins....has to a April fools joke.. You'd hope so wouldn't you but alas I think they are serious
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Post by Occam's Spork on Apr 2, 2013 10:04:46 GMT 10
It could be worse, I could believe the following ridiculous horse shit like you lot do ;D You all belong in a mental hospital ;D You'd hope so wouldn't you but alas I think they are serious ROFLMAO
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Post by Occam's Spork on Apr 2, 2013 10:31:58 GMT 10
It could be worse, I could believe the following ridiculous horse shit like you lot do ;D 2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him,“Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. Mark 14:51-52 NASB A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked. Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. Genesis 38:8-10 NASB Then Judah said to Onan,“Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also. 1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV Then Saul said,“Thus shall you say to David,‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife. Exodus 4:24-25 NASB Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said,“You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.” Ezekiel 16:17 NIV You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. Comments: What did she do with her gold and silver idols? Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. Judges 3:19-25 ESV And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity. Perhaps you ought to research further than atheist discussion lists, atheist websites, and embarrassingly unscholarly rantings. (Face it, if you were really serious about investigating the truth, you'd be asking scholars; not seeking answers from religious laymen on a Newstalk discussion board. And that's just ONE of the reasons you aren't taken seriously, Garfy.)
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Post by slartibartfast on Apr 2, 2013 17:59:08 GMT 10
So none of those passages are from the Bible? Gee, Garfield, you've been caught out!
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Post by garfield on Apr 2, 2013 19:17:14 GMT 10
As time go's by the original bible passages get tweaked so as to look slightly less ridiculous, only slightly less though ;D
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Post by Occam's Spork on Apr 3, 2013 10:06:57 GMT 10
So none of those passages are from the Bible? Gee, Garfield, you've been caught out! It's just that I don't see the objection, if these passages are read in context of the time and place they were written. But you aren't interested in context, you are interested in being an ignorant, anti-religious bigot.
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Post by garfield on Apr 3, 2013 10:18:01 GMT 10
Theres no two ways about it, its ranting idiotic nonsense, if someone wrote it today they'd be laughed out of town and rightly so ;D
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Post by Occam's Spork on Apr 4, 2013 9:40:35 GMT 10
Nice rabbit trail you lead us on, garfy. But...
1. Pim is still correct in his judgement. 2. Your ignorant opinions regarding the Bible won't change that. (Though, it may strengthen our resolve.)
You fail. Have a nice day. ;D
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Post by garfield on Apr 4, 2013 10:48:35 GMT 10
It could be worse, I could believe the following ridiculous horse shit like you do
2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him,“Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
Mark 14:51-52 NASB A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked.
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Genesis 38:8-10 NASB Then Judah said to Onan,“Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.
1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV Then Saul said,“Thus shall you say to David,‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.
Exodus 4:24-25 NASB Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said,“You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.”
Ezekiel 16:17 NIV You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. Comments: What did she do with her gold and silver idols?
Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions.
Judges 3:19-25 ESV And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
Thats some seriously funny shit that you believe their straight jacket man ;D
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Post by Occam's Spork on Apr 4, 2013 17:58:43 GMT 10
It could be worse, I could believe the following ridiculous horse shit like you do 2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him,“Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. Mark 14:51-52 NASB A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked. Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. Genesis 38:8-10 NASB Then Judah said to Onan,“Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also. 1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV Then Saul said,“Thus shall you say to David,‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife. Exodus 4:24-25 NASB Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said,“You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.” Ezekiel 16:17 NIV You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. Comments: What did she do with her gold and silver idols? Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. Judges 3:19-25 ESV And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity. Thats some seriously funny shit that you believe their straight jacket man ;D Flame bait. You fail again.
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Post by slartibartfast on Apr 4, 2013 22:09:26 GMT 10
It could be worse, I could believe the following ridiculous horse shit like you do 2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him,“Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. Mark 14:51-52 NASB A young man was following Him, wearing nothing but a linen sheet over his naked body; and they seized him. But he pulled free of the linen sheet and escaped naked. Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord. Genesis 38:8-10 NASB Then Judah said to Onan,“Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also. 1 Samuel 18:25-27 ESV Then Saul said,“Thus shall you say to David,‘The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the king’s enemies.’” Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife. Exodus 4:24-25 NASB Now it came about at the lodging place on the way that the LORD met him and sought to put him to death. Then Zipporah took a flint and cut off her son’s foreskin and threw it at Moses’ feet, and she said,“You are indeed a bridegroom of blood to me.” Ezekiel 16:17 NIV You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. Comments: What did she do with her gold and silver idols? Ezekiel 23:19-20 NET Yet she increased her prostitution, remembering the days of her youth when she engaged in prostitution in the land of Egypt. She lusted after their genitals as large as those of donkeys, and their seminal emission was as strong as that of stallions. Judges 3:19-25 ESV And Ehud reached with his left hand, took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. And the hilt also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the dung came out. Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity. Thats some seriously funny shit that you believe their straight jacket man ;D Tell the truth Garfield, you made those up! No-one could write such utter nonsense and expect people to fall for it!
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Post by Occam's Spork on Apr 5, 2013 9:33:39 GMT 10
Tell the truth Garfield, you made those up! No-one could write such utter nonsense and expect people to fall for it! Fancy the straw men, since no one (aside from you) actually made that claim. I haven't responded to Garfy's post, since I know he isn't really interested hearing any other side. I don't waste my time on bigots who's only recourse is to make an ass of themselves, by making light of things they don't understand, or make no effort to understand it. ~which is the very nature of ignorance~ (Yes, I addressed the subject(s) in plural form. --Imagine why. ) Garfy is a proven attention whore who threw down a rabbit trail to hide his embarrassment, and you are a proven idiot for trotting down his rabbit trail, to rescue him. --But we already knew that, didn't we? ;D I've suspected for some time that idiots must travel in packs. It's the only plausible explanation for their continued existence. So I release you to pair up and be your imbecilic selves, and make little moronic dimwits. Troll on, you wacky, cretinous muttonheads, troll on! I will obstruct your foolery no longer, with my meager attempts at 'civilized discussion'. ;D
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Post by slartibartfast on Apr 5, 2013 19:10:34 GMT 10
So tell us then, are those extracts from the Bible and if yes, do you stand by them?
If they are NOT factual, tell us where they are wrong.
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Post by Occam's Spork on Apr 5, 2013 20:54:44 GMT 10
I stand by them.
I only assert that your understanding of them, and your understanding of the context they were spoken in, is wrong.
Ever hear of 'quote mining?' It's the deceitful tactic of taking quotes out of context to make the comments of an opponent seem more extreme or hold positions they don't, in order to make their positions easier to refute or demonize. Do you suppose Garfy took the time to research this? No. He just cut/pasted it from Evilbible.com, who quote mined it for just such a purpose, as all ignorant 'freethinking' atheists do.
And you came in behind: "Duh! yup George, What he said."
Aside from inconsistent moral outrage, (from individuals who formally insisted on moral relativism), I don't see any any actual objections to the examples posted.
So your point was...?
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Post by slartibartfast on Apr 5, 2013 22:51:18 GMT 10
No, what you don't get is that a book with such blatant stupidity in it just cannot be believed unless you are gullible to the extreme!
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